President Trump has announced the “Spread the Word and Virus Rally ” to be held in the county with the highest increase in Corona virus of anywhere in the country. This Oklahoma county has an indoor facility that holds lots of people,, providing all necessary conditions for a big spread.

Shouting, no distance separation, no mask requirement, long duration close together.
At least 20,000 people with these risk factors! Scientists have predicted at least a thousand people should be affected. Every indicator the president’s crack Corona team has reviewed directly contradicts these fake scientific predictions. Three bone-throws in a row and a confirmatory 4th bone-throw, 2 seances, and a thorough review of star alignment by the 3 medical amigos Dr Carson, Oz and Phil predicted without reservation that infections will be non-existent . Once and for all proving these fake scientists are working to destroy the economy and Trumps re-election.

President Trump has come up with a brilliant plan to stop Corona in its tracks. It’s a very simple tactic but has extra ordinary results. the president will call for an immediate ban on all testing for Corona virus and have Attorney General Barr investigate any company that produces the test and have them immediately indicted and stopped. The president has come to the conclusion that this
method could be applied to many stubborn problems, especially with minorities struggling with school and college. This perfect plan will immediately solve minority education issues. By simply eliminating all testing at schools from elementary on, we will create unlimited minority college graduates.

John Bolton has revealed that President Trump made a full-court press to obtain an autographed CD of Elton John’s song ‘Rocket Man’ and give it to North Korea’s Kim Jun so he would know that when he called him ‘Rocket Man’, it was really a perfect compliment and never meant to be derogatory.

NOTE: nothing in this report has been added or changed by BRG to make it seem absurd and funny.

Dr. Carson has been appointed as spokesman for the president on Black Lives Matters affairs. Dr. Carson has announced that there really are NO police issues in black neighborhoods and the president is being conciliatory by keeping the names of Confederate generals on bases. Dr. Carson has emphatically stated that he has never been harassed in any of his neighborhoods and the one neighbor who flew a Confederate flag when his family moved in has taken it down and is now his best friend.
In fact, they often go on vacation together in Dubai and their yachts are twins and share a boat lift.

Larry Kudlow, in comjunction with the National Funeral Directors of America have developed the Corona Virus Death Economic Development Plan. This plan actually utilizes golf courses and hotels. With tax incentives and grants, golf courses convert into graveyards, hotels into hospices
and office buildings into mausoleums. This ambitious plan has the duel purpose of taking advantage of the many deaths but also provides a great economic opportunity for minorities as grave diggers,
requiring little investment in education as most minorities know how to dig.

Presidential Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow has proclaimed that NO second wave of Corona virus is taking place. The fact that some of the ivy league-educated fake scientists have tracked data that indicates the states that re-opened before CDC recommendations sustained a threefold increase over the initial rate prior… These scientist are completely ignoring the economics and the dramatic increase in the sales of guns and ammunition. , not to mention the overwhelming supply of toilet paper.

At a recent presidential seance, it was disclosed that – in the future with the accelerated Corona re-openings, there will be a shortage of hospice beds, funeral directors and grave diggers. President Trump has come up with a brilliant how-to book called “Dealing with Death”. This is a crash-course in the economics of death and how to take advantage of it. It includes the many advantages of the spread of Corona and the economic benefits that can accrue if handled improperly.

President Trump has decided not only to retain the names of military installations that glorify Confederate Generals .. he has decided to review and rename many additional bases for proper name recognition. Some of the suggested names are as follows: Fort Putin, Fort Kim Jong Un, Fort Kremlin, Fort Saudi, Fort NRA, Fort Born-Again.

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The president has directed Attorney General Barr to conduct an investigation into the 75-year-old communist old-fart demonstrator who was blocking the free flow of a parade celebrating proper bible carrying while marching by the president. This old fart had extremely sophisticated equipment designed to interfere with communications between the president and the Psychic Hotline. The video indicating he was pushed by a parade marcher is totally fake. This old fart jumped in front of one of the marchers and purposely faked a fall, faked hitting his head and faked the blood coming from his head. Attorney General Barr is having all the evidence scrutinized to determine what fake material was used and what Clinton-Obama deep state perpetrators were behind it.

President Trump has disclosed the true reason he was found in the cellar bunker at the White House, under the bed sucking his thumb and curling his hair. This had absolutely nothing to do with a possible insurrection outside the White House gates and the chant which could be overheard from the biggest crowd any president has drawn in the history of the country. They were there to celebrate the grand reopening of the country.

The president was preparing for his nightly seance and was merely getting in touch with his inner-child. He can connect much easier that way and he had to do his yearly inspection of the bunker anyway. So, he killed 2 birds with one stone – saving the taxpayers millions.