Dr. Carson has been appointed as spokesman for the president on Black Lives Matters affairs. Dr. Carson has announced that there really are NO police issues in black neighborhoods and the president is being conciliatory by keeping the names of Confederate generals on bases. Dr. Carson has emphatically stated that he has never been harassed in any of his neighborhoods and the one neighbor who flew a Confederate flag when his family moved in has taken it down and is now his best friend.
In fact, they often go on vacation together in Dubai and their yachts are twins and share a boat lift.
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