The president has assured his supporters that are worried he may catch the Corona virus at the indoor event scheduled for the Latino community. His team is aware of the dangers of holding an indoor rally with no social distancing or mask requirements among a bunch of Latinos who have a high concentration of Corona carriers is an extremely dangerous proposition for them, but the president has assured his supporters not to worry. He keeps at least 15 feet away from any spectators and everybody near him gets tested.
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A Calming Affect on Americans
President Trump is holding his indoor rally in Henderson, Nevada. His last indoor rally in Tulsa brought a virus surge 2 weeks later. The president will not require masks, social distancing or limitations on capacity. The rally will be violating the state’s Covid-19 directives and subject the business owner to fines and revocation of the business’ license. The president believes by exercising his constitutional and the public’s constitutional rights, it has a calming affect on Americans. Crazy rioters have few masks and aren’t social distancing.. why should an organization that has some control over its audience have to comply? The president compared his actions to the great speakers and slogans of our time, especially Davey Crockett – when he created the rallying call “Remember the Alamo”.
The Fight To Prevent Fear
President Trump, in another brilliant move, conducted several hours of interviews with Bob Woodward, the famous reporter who basically took down Nixon. The president revealed his amazing
plan: that he had to play down the seriousness of the Corona virus to prevent panic that would shock the stock market and cause people to be scared. The president has an unusually strong desire NOT to cause fear to the general public. The president continues to purposely play down the Corona virus and the possible ways of limiting its spread, like masks. He vows to continue his fight to prevent fear and calm the general public… if there is a general public by the next election.
The world has never seen a better advocate for everybody
President Trump has declared that he truly believes the only possible way he could lose is if the election is rigged. Trump has been the best thing minorities, majorities and everything in-between has ever seen. The world has never seen a better advocate for everybody. Many of the fake news have asked the president to condemn a very patriotic and God-fearing and believing group called Qanon. They believe God installed Trump as president and the president is fighting the anti-christ and democratic pedophile party. Qanon also believes only a fixed election could possibly flim-flam God’s choice and everybody else’s. The mere fact that the FBI has declared the group to be a domestic terrorist group is an indication that they are pro-American – and the deep state FBI don’t like that.
Good Thinking, Mr President
Dr Carson and Mike Lindell of Mr Pillow fame have joined forces to build a special pillow for the Republican Trump brain. This brilliant design has been worked on at nights to accommodate some of the all night seances at the White House. Much of the cabinet and even the president himself noticed how uncomfortable their neck and back felt when they started thinking about ways to fix major worldly problems. Dr Carson and Mr Pillow took MRIs of the brains of the cabinet while they were thinking. They realized that everyone had erratic mental waves during the thinking process, especially the president. It was clear that there was a severe impairment of blood flow to the brain during the thinking process. The solution was clear – using gravity they designed a downhill pillow that forces blood to the brain, through the scientific theory of gravity.
Mr. Pillow Cures Corona
President Trump has determined that oleander, a botanical extract product, is a cure for Corona. This has been confirmed by Dr Carson. Mr Pillow, Mike Lindell is on the board of director’s of the company that produces the cure for Corona. Mike Lindell is a true authority on this Corona treatment.
He single-handedly changed the entire pillow industry and parlayed that to include sheets and towels.
this man know more about Corona than the fake scientists and is a proven winner. His pillow is a best seller and his towels and sheets are taking off. Dr. Carson has judiciously researched this absolute cure and, although no real tests have been performed, Mr. Pillow will personally certify this cure and if it don’t work… he will make you the most comfortable ICU bed you ever slept in.
Cut the Meat
The president has announced the most earth-shattering news ever to come to the ears of anyone in this or any other country. In a burning-bush discussion between the president and the burning bush, the burning bush disclosed that, if Trump wins, not only will the US flourish… but the second coming of Christ as predicted in the bible will take place. Now, if he loses the anti-christ Biden will destroy God and country. A simple choice. Furthermore, Mike Pence has disclosed that, if Kamala Harris wins, she will try to take all meat off the shelves. She is a fake vegetarian and wants to make the rest of the country fake vegetarians too. Mike Pence has boldly declared that as VP he will not allow Kamala Harris to cut anybody’s meat – especially the president’s.
Shut it Down, Once and For All!
President Trump has announced he is de-funding the post office. The funds allocated so far will extend services to the end of the week. The president knows many may think that this is a political act meant to discourage mail in voting. But NO! This is a BRAVE and BOLD step to shut down the Corona virus once and for all! His Corona virus team, the 3 Amigos, plus a new 1 – Dr Scott Atlas, an extremely well respected and famous scientist who will be working with the 3 Medical Amigos, Dr Phil, Carson, Oz, now referred to as the 4 Medical Amigos. Dr. Scott is not afraid to buck the fake scientific data and had always accurately advocated keeping everything wide open and herd immunity. His insight, coupled with the original 3 Amigos, assisted in this breakthrough post office spread discovery. They have discovered how the virus is truly spread … by the POST OFFICE delivering contaminated mail from people with the virus using the mail, hence spreading to anyone touching the envelopes.
Free Choice and Image Projection
The president is holding a rally at Mount Rushmore and has his construction company’s scoping the mountain area for the appropriate location for his image on the mountain. The president and governor have declared that no social distancing will be required although free masks will be provided. They will also not be required. This arrangement is taking into consideration the constitutional protection of free choice and image projection which is especially important around Mt. Rushmore. The president wants no possible chance that his image might be memorialized on the mountain with a mask.
Ultimate Corona Attack on Every State
The Sturgis motorcycle rally, a giant party with 250,000 motorcyclist in a town of 7000 – and with Corona on the rise – will host what a lot of people are calling the ultimate Corona attack on every state in the country. People who ride motorcycles to rallies, get drunk and party are known to be heavily in favor of the Trump presidency. South Dakota does not require masks or social distancing. The beauty of this rally is the fact that a town of 7000 will now be crammed with 250,000 motorcyclists, drunk for several days with no mask, then fanning out across the country on their motorcycles. This will assure the continued spread and increased disabling affect on the most vulnerable, low income minorities – who are mostly Biden supporters.