Dr Carson and Mike Lindell of Mr Pillow fame have joined forces to build a special pillow for the Republican Trump brain. This brilliant design has been worked on at nights to accommodate some of the all night seances at the White House. Much of the cabinet and even the president himself noticed how uncomfortable their neck and back felt when they started thinking about ways to fix major worldly problems. Dr Carson and Mr Pillow took MRIs of the brains of the cabinet while they were thinking. They realized that everyone had erratic mental waves during the thinking process, especially the president. It was clear that there was a severe impairment of blood flow to the brain during the thinking process. The solution was clear – using gravity they designed a downhill pillow that forces blood to the brain, through the scientific theory of gravity.
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