Cut the Meat

The president has announced the most earth-shattering news ever to come to the ears of anyone in this or any other country. In a burning-bush discussion between the president and the burning bush, the burning bush disclosed that, if Trump wins, not only will the US flourish… but the second coming of Christ as predicted in the bible will take place. Now, if he loses the anti-christ Biden will destroy God and country. A simple choice. Furthermore, Mike Pence has disclosed that, if Kamala Harris wins, she will try to take all meat off the shelves. She is a fake vegetarian and wants to make the rest of the country fake vegetarians too. Mike Pence has boldly declared that as VP he will not allow Kamala Harris to cut anybody’s meat – especially the president’s.

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