Rocket Man

John Bolton has revealed that President Trump made a full-court press to obtain an autographed CD of Elton John’s song ‘Rocket Man’ and give it to North Korea’s Kim Jun so he would know that when he called him ‘Rocket Man’, it was really a perfect compliment and never meant to be derogatory.

NOTE: nothing in this report has been added or changed by BRG to make it seem absurd and funny.

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