The president has directed Attorney General Barr to conduct an investigation into the 75-year-old communist old-fart demonstrator who was blocking the free flow of a parade celebrating proper bible carrying while marching by the president. This old fart had extremely sophisticated equipment designed to interfere with communications between the president and the Psychic Hotline. The video indicating he was pushed by a parade marcher is totally fake. This old fart jumped in front of one of the marchers and purposely faked a fall, faked hitting his head and faked the blood coming from his head. Attorney General Barr is having all the evidence scrutinized to determine what fake material was used and what Clinton-Obama deep state perpetrators were behind it.
Alice Reports from the Land of Oz 