As the Trump twins matured, at the age of 4 just before entering school, their father swore Dr. Carson to secrecy. Being super rich, he was able to send the bigger-brained Trump (BB Trump) to the finest academies. The other twin was secretly educated by private tutors and trained to speak in the most basic terms. He was known as small-brained Trump (SB Trump).

Daddy Trump had big plans for his kids. He worked night and day to promote candidates and contribute fortunes to multiple Republican candidates in the name of BB Trump, while getting SB Trump to work at Republican Headquarters. Daddy Trump was able to accomplish using BOTH sons simultaneously by working them on different coasts! With no internet and limited communications, no one in the party was aware that 2 Trumps on opposite coasts were making friends and influencing politicians.

It wasn’t long before Daddy Trump noticed that SB Trump was moving up the ranks of the Party at warp-speed. While BB-Trump was stalled at the bottom.

Many people have asked about the strange Carson-Trump connection. Dr. Carson is one of the very few people that know that Trump has a secret twin. This twin was attached to the head of President Trump at birth. Dr. Carson was the only surgeon willing to take on this extremely delicate operation to separate them. During the operation, it became clear to Dr. Carson there was not enough brain to go around. Dr. Carson had to make a difficult decision either split the brain 50-50 and have 2 dummies or leave enough for one to function (just barely) and give the bulk of the brain to the other.

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President Trump has announced that he has drawn the largest crowds ever recorded outside the White House. This huge crowd there to celebrate the president’s historic March of the Bible, a traditional parade the president has initiated. This will be a yearly event meant as a dedication to the many born-again Christians.

A late-night emergency seance by President Trump was called after it was disclosed that a large-scale George Floyd demonstration will take place in front of the White House. A perfect plan was developed to neutralize and defuse the situation. President Trump has called on his supporters to counter-demonstrate and bring whatever heavy artillery they possess.

President Trump has concluded that social media is surpressing free speech. He has immediately instituted the True News Free Speech Liberation Bill. This bill will immediately shut down all newspapers, magazines, radio and TV news with the exception of Fox News until further notice.

Attorney General Barr has launched an investigation into the truth behind the moon landing
and Neil Armstrong’s ties to the Democratic party and the Clinton Obama Deep State.
A lot of people were talking about the launch about to take place in space, the first for us in ten years. The conversations naturally turned toward the US moon landing. Having access to the moon materials brought back, President Trump decided to allow the 3 medical amigos Carson, Phil and Oz, to analyze the moon rocks. After a full scientific analysis of these rocks, the 3 medical amigos determined that
Neil Armstrong is a Democrat. Shortly before the launch, Armstrong was reported to have purchased several pounds of green cheese at the local deli. Inside the rocks themselves there was no sign of cheese, however the outside of the rocks were liberally coated with green cheese. Attorney General Barr is determined to get to the bottom of this. He has a reputation for getting to the bottom.
In the meantime, the President is reserving judgement on the fake moon landing.

Attorney General Barr has launched an investigation into face masks and their relationship to voter fraud. President Trump has heard from many people that the mask really has nothing to do with protecting against Corona. The fake mask protective ability is not only overrated but contributes to the spread of Corona. The mask is really designed to cover the true identity of fake democratic voters. The same person can change clothes and with his face covered claim to be some body else.

An investigation into the lag-time between notice of Corona and action on Corona has been traced to a troll riddle that had everybody stumped in the Administration. The trolls came up with with a top-secret riddle that was required before any Trump officials could get into the top-secret Corona files. The riddle stumped the top brains of the administration –

“Why are abortion clinics considered essential and churches aren’t.”

Completing this riddle would allow Trump’s officials into the Corona files. Unfortunately, the fact that large group gatherings may be the reason escaped the top brains in the administration and, as a result, no one has been able to get into the Corona files. The shortage of ventilators, face masks and protective clothing can be traced directly to this complicated riddle. Corrective measures have now been put in place after consultation with Putin’s secret service. In the future, the Corona files and other how-to files will be accessed through keys hung around trusted family members’ necks.

President Trump has recently directed the Secret Service to set fire to secluded bushes at Mara-la-go resort and then be left alone with the bush burning freely. It was learned that indeed there is a method behind this apparent madness. The president discusses many issues with the burning bush and receives much advice from the bush. Recently, the burning bush told the president to open all houses of worship. Fortunately, the president does not have to rely on scientists and other bone-heads in his decision-making process. The decree was instituted immediately. When questioned regarding the likely death of thousands, the president advised that sacrifices sometimes have to be made. Ask Abraham.

President Trump will be introducing a new Corona legislative initiative regarding the re-opening of businesses, to be appropriately called the “Chicken Shit Threat Reduction Bill” stating that any person wearing a mask will be considered a robbery threat and promptly arrested, facing a 6-month minimum sentence.