Chicken Shit Threat Reduction Bill

President Trump will be introducing a new Corona legislative initiative regarding the re-opening of businesses, to be appropriately called the “Chicken Shit Threat Reduction Bill” stating that any person wearing a mask will be considered a robbery threat and promptly arrested, facing a 6-month minimum sentence.

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