President Trump has recently directed the Secret Service to set fire to secluded bushes at Mara-la-go resort and then be left alone with the bush burning freely. It was learned that indeed there is a method behind this apparent madness. The president discusses many issues with the burning bush and receives much advice from the bush. Recently, the burning bush told the president to open all houses of worship. Fortunately, the president does not have to rely on scientists and other bone-heads in his decision-making process. The decree was instituted immediately. When questioned regarding the likely death of thousands, the president advised that sacrifices sometimes have to be made. Ask Abraham.
Alice Reports from the Land of Oz 