It has been reported that Hydroxychloroquine has side effects that may cause mood swings, and irritability. The president is very concerned that Democrats are letting out false information about this near-perfect cure for Corona and would rather see American babies, mommies and daddies suffer and die than see the president succeed as president. The president has volunteered his own body to prove that the drug is effective and does not cause mood swings or irritability. This experiment will be announced publicly when the president finds replacements for his public affairs officer, press secretary and spokesperson. These replacements will be promptly filled once the president finds a replacement for personnel manager to the White House, which will promptly be filled once the president finds a replacement for the personnel manager of the Personnel Dept.
Alice Reports from the Land of Oz 