Trump has fired his fourth inspector general in a row. He was inspecting suspicious activity of Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, another Trump appointment. After a full and complete review of the problems he has been having retaining people in charge of seeking out corruption of his prior political appointments, Trump has called on the Chief Psychic of the Psychic Hotline and the two came up with the most brilliant plan for future difficulties with investigations of his friends and relatives. Titled “The Friends and Relatives Present and Future Presidential Pardons Act. This brilliant plan will save the taxpayers millions of dollars in wasted investigations and prosecutions and will also include himself.