A United Kingdom study has came to the attention of the White House that determined that certain dogs can actually smell the Corona virus. President Trump was fully aware of this phenomenon. In fact, he personally discovered that many people on his staff had that talent. Unfortunately, they all caught the virus. This test was scuttled after several attempts by Dr. Carson to separate the smell from the toxic effects of the virus itself, through microscopic brain surgery – a talent unique to Dr. Carson.
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