Alice reports that Tin Man has been recruited as a lobbyist for the weak, hungry, repressed and historically segregated. A pick that required years of research into how to affect the empathy-impaired. It was felt that this pick could be easily identified with by the Trump Immigration Team. The fact that he has no heart was a MAJOR factor in his consideration.

Alice reports that Dr. Carson is vetting Scarecrow to make sure there are no remnants of a brain in his head. Once a thorough vetting is complete and Dr. Carson is convinced no brain particles remain, President Trump will have a ready candidate for the next vacancy. The beauty of this vetting is… he will be fully-prepared for any appointment.

When President Trump revealed that he knew what was wrong with Kim Jun and was the only one who knew, he wasn’t joking. He also wasn’t joking, as many people thought, when he revealed that Kim was sending him beautiful love letters. The MOST beautiful love letters in the world! This was not taken literally by most people, however, the two were actually having a torrid affair. The two were said to have had what they believed to be the best sex ever. No one knows for sure why Trump decided to break off the affair but Kim was devastated and stayed in his room for weeks… moping and building bombs … threatening suicide. Trump called in Dr. Phil who saved Kim and probably the world! Thanks to Trump’s quick thinking and action and a special thanks to Dr. Phil, the next Secretary of Mental Health.

President Trump has put together a special investigation unit headed by Attorney General Barr to investigate Joe Biden sexual encounters – many said to have taken place when Biden was alone.

It is reported that Dr. Oz has been charged by President Trump to put together a panel of the best para-psychics, medicine men and astrologists. It is rumored that he has traveled deep into the rain forest of the Amazon to track down some of the most powerful medicine men in the world. The astrologist he is looking for will have tremendous credentials and be damn near PERFECT if not perfect, the para-psychics will be selected from the best of the Psychic Hotline. This special panel will be consulted before any major decisions are made. The public can rest assured that no major wars will be engaged without compliance to strict seance rules checked with the Ouija board and followed by Tarot card confirmation.

It is reported that President Trump is looking for another very personal lawyer to replace Giuliani after Giuliani replaced Cohen and Cohen replaced the prior Trump personal lawyer, who is now serving 10 years in federal prison after several well-known, partially-known and unknown lawyers turned down the job. He has gone to the Bar Association’s Lawyer Referral Program under an assumed name. Any lawyers associated with that program should be on the lookout for someone looking for representation before the US Congress and possibly the Supreme Court.

During a seance at the White House, it is reported that a serious dispute took place between Dr. Carson and Dr. Oz as to who’s Ouija board to use. Fortunately, Middle East peacemaker Jared Kushner was there to intervene and settle the dispute. He had a brilliant plan to settle the matter by splitting the boards in half and then put a board together with half Dr. Oz’s board and half Dr. Carson’s. This amazing plan actually worked and the seance went perfectly after that. Some amazing discoveries and solutions evolved from this Ouija board. There is talk that this board may replace what was thought to be Trump’s long standing favorite Ouija board, as it is starting to wear out.

Drs. Oz, Phil & Carson have conferred the prestigious honorary doctorate to Donald Trump. Dr. Trump is now an official of the Alice In Wonderland Fox Medical Corona Virus Team. Known for his absolute PERFECT record on anything he does, Trump is expected to be a valuable contributor to the cure for … just about everything!

Contrary to many of the reports in the FAKE news regarding President Trump’s refusal to allow Dr. Fauci to testify before the house, it has nothing to do with Dr. Fauci contradicting Trump’s closest advisers Dr. Phil, Dr. Carson & Dr. Oz of Alice in Wonderland – nor is it because he doesn’t participate in the nightly seances
at the White House.

After extensive investigations in conjunction with Marahesh Marish Yogi have determined without any doubt that the source of the Corona virus was a laboratory in Hunan, China. This determination was made by data-driven statistical mentalism at the Hopkins Culinary Institute.

It is suspected that Chinese scientists working for the Democratic Party were experimenting with a super virus derived from the brains of certain bats. They had called in Dr. Carson to deal the with possibility that the bat brain may reveal some of the logic behind Presidents Trump’s recent actions. During brain probes of a bat that had recently digested the blood of a 9-day-old chicken, Dr. Oz farted. That gas mixed with some strange bat brain germ and Shazam!! — the Corona virus was born! escaping through the drawers of Dr. Oz.