It is reported that Dr. Oz has been charged by President Trump to put together a panel of the best para-psychics, medicine men and astrologists. It is rumored that he has traveled deep into the rain forest of the Amazon to track down some of the most powerful medicine men in the world. The astrologist he is looking for will have tremendous credentials and be damn near PERFECT if not perfect, the para-psychics will be selected from the best of the Psychic Hotline. This special panel will be consulted before any major decisions are made. The public can rest assured that no major wars will be engaged without compliance to strict seance rules checked with the Ouija board and followed by Tarot card confirmation.