During a seance at the White House, it is reported that a serious dispute took place between Dr. Carson and Dr. Oz as to who’s Ouija board to use. Fortunately, Middle East peacemaker Jared Kushner was there to intervene and settle the dispute. He had a brilliant plan to settle the matter by splitting the boards in half and then put a board together with half Dr. Oz’s board and half Dr. Carson’s. This amazing plan actually worked and the seance went perfectly after that. Some amazing discoveries and solutions evolved from this Ouija board. There is talk that this board may replace what was thought to be Trump’s long standing favorite Ouija board, as it is starting to wear out.