President Trump has determined that many of his top scientific experts are pathetic when it comes to dealing with a pandemic. The president knows a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing and these pathetic scientists have little-to-no knowledge of star alignment or proper Ouija board protocol. President Trump further described Dr. Birx, the only female board member, as pathetic in mind and body, especially body. He asked if anyone noticed her ass. Then joked, of course not, because she no ass! What ass she does have is pathetic. We need a scientist with more knowledge of star alignment. and if it’s a woman scientist, she has to have a good ass and Oiuja board knowledge.
Alice Reports from the Land of Oz 