The president and his Corona team, in consultation with the Goya Bean Company have come up with a brilliant plan to promote social distancing and eliminate the need for face masks at the same time.
Goya Bean Company will produce a specialty bean known to produce substantial personal gas, increase bean production and distribution and offer cooked beans at every street corner location where there is a breakout.
This will produce a tremendous amount of personal gas among the general population. thereby promoting widespread farting. These specially formulated beans produce some really bad-ass farts and, coupled with no face mask, will result in automatically making everyone want to stay AT LEAST six feet from the closest person.
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