Star Patterns

The presidential psychic medical team of Carson, Phil and Oz have been studying star patterns with world-famous astrologist Hugo DiMartino and its affect on people’s ability to fight the Corona virus. Through, their unyielding efforts they have discovered what signs are most affected by the devastating effects of this disease. There will be no need for burdensome, uncomfortable tests, vaccinations and isolation. Just by ascertaining the time and date of your birth, this group has drawn a chart that can determine the precise time and date you will be contaminated with the disease, when and if you will need a ventilator and whether it’s worthwhile spending any valuable resources on you. This method can not be accused of discrimination like the prior methods used, which were basically color charts.

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