Bats on the Brain

President Trump has sent a representative to check on China’s taste for bat brains. The wet markets were turned upside down to find the specific bat brains that might be carrying Corona. In fact, many of the Presidential judicial picks had brains closely resembling many of the bats that were checked. Turns out that the President developed a taste for bat brains and his most closely-associated
advisors were worried about the way the President longingly looked at their heads when he was hungry.

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