
President Trump has announced that, after a full and complete review of the death count headed by Dr. Oz, he has determined the increase in the death toll has absolutely nothing to do with opening up certain states early. The TRUE culprit appears to be related to daylight savings time and star alignment, which caused some confusion. Dr. Oz is now in consultation with the chief psychic at the Psychic Hotline to determine the best star alignment prior to any further openings.