ALICE REPORTS DIRECT FROM THE LAND OF OZ –
Jared Kushner, fresh from solving the long-standing Middle East conflict, has joined forces with Attorney General Barr to begin a special investigation into:
- Whether former President Clinton was actually wearing the dress that Monica Lewinsky had kept during which the evidence of his elicit affair took place.
- The very real possibility that Hilary Clinton had a sex change operation and would not have been the first woman president.
- To expose the conspiracy that made President Obama the first foreign-born president in American history.