President Trump has decided to redirect the funds to build a wall between Mexico and the US to building a wall around the White House. This has nothing to do with the recent breakout of Corona in the White House area and the fact that no one can pass without a certification from 2 doctors that they have been tested negative for Corona. This was done as a result of the Democratic preoccupation with turning back the 2016 Election. the Democrats in conjunction with The
Illuminati and the Major Rappers are behind this and the wall will be one if the MOST beautiful, perfect, majestic walls the world has ever seen. Not even a germ can get through.

President Trump has ordered Attorney General Barr to conduct an investigation into the governors who are not re-opening for the sole purpose of destroying the economy and ruining Trumps re-election chances. They are fully aware that the guidelines that were worked up by his appointments turned out to be members of the Obama Clinton Deep State and although the governors are claiming to be acting out of the interest of preserving life, they are strictly focused on taking back the 2016 election. This was confirmed last nite at the bone trow, by the Ouija board , at the seance and on the Psyschic Hotline.

The Trump group, including the governors have had a pow-wow and determined that decisions on re-openings are being made on too large of a scale. One governor or one mayor can make a single decision to close down entire regions . In fact, many have urged the president to close down the entire country. This kind of power to affect the entire nation, state and counties is undemocratic and an obvious plot to kill the greatest economy anywhere, any time, ever built by a single individual well-grounded genius. The President’s perfect plan is to break down the cities and counties into neighborhoods already in existence. The neighborhood representative in the local council will have the authority to determine what speed , schedule and businesses can re-open and when.

The mayor and police commissioner have put together a committee to organize the City’s squeegee workers and form a union. The United Squeegee Workers of Baltimore. They are demanding longer red lights, minimum $2 dollar tips, and higher fines for red light jumping, sick leave and vacation pay. The mayor has agreed to amend the city’s saying to “Baltimore: the city with the cleanest Windshields” immediately be placed on all bus benches.

The President has announced that he will be tested every day for Corona Virus. This test will be conducted in conjunction with his daily STD test.

Attorney General Barr is doing an entire and complete review of the investigations that led to the convictions of many of the President’s closest associates. This review led to the recent reversal of the Michael Flynn’s conviction that he plead guilty to. The President has charged Attorney General Barr with what he formally has named “The Friends and Family Review”. The family part of the review involves predicted necessary pardons that will most probably result from the eventual release of the President’s tax returns. A few of the psychics at the seances have predicted that several investigations will result once the democrats have an opportunity to make fake claims about charitable deductions to his own personal charitable golf courses, hotels and try to imply national favoritism just because he has investment partners like Putin and Kim Jon.

President Trump has sent a representative to check on China’s taste for bat brains. The wet markets were turned upside down to find the specific bat brains that might be carrying Corona. In fact, many of the Presidential judicial picks had brains closely resembling many of the bats that were checked. Turns out that the President developed a taste for bat brains and his most closely-associated
advisors were worried about the way the President longingly looked at their heads when he was hungry.

Trump has produced a special test with Dr. Oz that can determine not only CORONA but also STD and PREGNANCY with just a small drop of urine. This test works for determining whether you can freely associate with the general public and has the extra benefit of determining whether you are suitable for sex with the president.

The CDC report on the proper recommendations to re-open safely has been rejected by the Trump Administration and will NOT be released. This report was determined to be sourced by the Obama Deep State. Just because Trump ordered and paid millions for the report and it could save a lot of
people… most would be democratic voters. It was determined that Dr. Oz could do a much better job at making that determination as be relies on some of the more trustworthy signs: star alignment and bone throws.

Jared Kushner has been drafted by the President to oversee the development of a Corona virus vaccine. This pick has been hailed by scientist around the world. His historic success at ending the Israeli-Palestine Conflict, when no other administration or peace maker in all of history could accomplish it, is unparalleled – making him the absolute perfect pick for such a daunting job.