Trump has determined that the CDC has to be revised. It is composed of scientists, physicians and other well-educated bone-heads. There is not one parapsychologist, bone-thrower, or astrologist
on the payroll. Corrections will be taking place immediately.

The fact that the entire Senate Intelligence Committee unloaded all their stock directly after a briefing by the CIA regarding Corona and the ultimate necessity of closing down businesses and their repeated assurances that Corona would go away on its own… were totally unrelated!
In interviews with several who sold there entire portfolios after holding them for many years, it was disclosed that this massive sale by all members of the committee months before thousands died and were sickened was mere coincidence. The assurance that Corona would go away on its own had nothing to do with fear of losing money. The intelligence committee has assigned Attorney General Barr to look into these false, slanderous accusations and bring criminal actions against any one making this charge.

Block Captains have now been given the go-ahead in determining the best timing regarding re-openings from the Corona virus. In fact, Trump is considering what he has brilliantly named “Block Captain Foreign Policy”… part of the Lowest Common Denominator theory of government policy. Another brilliant-genius, best-in-the-world, now-and-forever epiphany from our President.

President Trump has written the best Corona songs ever composed by mankind, sung to the tune of “Off to See the Wizard”

Mousey Dr. Fauci is really such a fool
He wants to shut down the economy
And all of the schools
It is almost funny
How he disrespects money
Dollars over lives
we rich will survive
Corony Baloney, Corony Baloney

Fox News has independently evaluated Dr. Fauci’s career and has determined that he has never ran for elected office and is making decisions affecting the health and welfare of the general public and is being listened to by elected officials, except Trump who is not fooled.

Just because Dr. Fauci has degrees and has studied and helped manage many epidemics and HIV, he is playing all sides by recommending schools be kept closed. This was not acceptable to the president and Fox News. His motives are questionable. He appears to believe that pain, suffering and death have no price tag. This type of blasphemy has no place in Trump Philosophy, adopted hook, line and sinker by Fox News and the Republican Party. Everything and everybody has a price tag. That is a non-negotiable tenet. If you aren’t with us, you are against us. Goodbye Dr. Fauci.

The honorable Attorney General Barr has launched an investigation into what many people have suggested “that Dr. Fauci is actually Chinese and an illegal immigrant. Dr. Fauci is said to be held up in a window-less cellar somewhere no one knows, surrounded by crosses and garlic. Dr. Fauci says he’s a scientist, a physician and a public health official. This was considered by the White House as an admission of his hostility to the very basic principals of this administration’s governing and proof of his alliance with FAKE Corona, FAKE News and FAKE breasts.

Trump has feelings about the recovery. He likes to go with his feelings. He states today that he has felt many things over his lifetime. Many of which were women’s body parts. Sometimes he feels the presence of greatness whenever he feels himself, which has been quite often lately, since Melania cut him off for fear of Corona.

President Trump has recruited a personnel manager that is exclusive to trolls. After a series of in-depth bone throws and seances, it was determined that trolls with top-secret riddles could substantially increase security at the White House and are less likely to leak.

The entire Trump re-opening team, the entire Presidential Corona Virus Prevention Team, the president and all cabinet members and staff have tested positive for Corona. The president has explained that this proves the precautions and plans that were laid out by the Obama Clinton turn back 2016 scientist were designed to destroy the greatest economy ever developed by mankind – or any other kind – for that matter. The president relies on the good judgment of Dr. Carson on these
matters and will continue to not wear a mask. Dr. Carson has instructed the president that, if he covers the most beautiful face God ever created, the downside would outweigh the upside. The depression would overwhelm the brains of the American public. Mass suicide would occur. Simply by not donning a mask, the president has saved untold millions from possible suicides.

President Trump, in response to governor’s complaints that one state’s actions regarding openings
is affecting neighboring state’s ability to control there own quarantine because of the citizens traveling and immigrating freely. He has developed a plan to build big beautiful walls around all contiguous state borders, thereby not only controlling movement of disease but also illegal immigration.